ABOUT BOOK: The laughter won't stop with Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids. With hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters, this book is sure to have kids rolling on the floor! These good, clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in your family.
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Take away its chair.
Q: What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much?
A: They get indy-gestion.
ABOUT AUTHOR: Rob Elliott is the author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, and has been a publishing professional for more than fifteen years. Rob lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children.
Learn more at www.laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.
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3. This book looks like something our family would love! When I was young we told a lot of Knock, Knock jokes, and other silly pranks. The most familiar Knock, Knock lately is the one I play with my 3-year-old granddaughter who loves jokes and riddles. "Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry. It's just me!" This is the cutest contest I've seen yet!
Knock, Knock jokes are fun!! Love it!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: What do Santa's elves do after school?
A: Their gnomework!
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Oh, Lorrie, These are GREAT!! I can't wait to tell my kids these!! Thanks for sharing!
We had knock knock joke night when I was a kid. Usually it was on Saturday night and we would all prepare a few knock knock jokes for the dinner table. My father had more knock knock jokes in his head than anyone I have ever known! Knock Knock. Who's there? Sam & janet. Sam & Janet who? Sam & Janet evening...
Fun to learn you had Knock Knock Night at your house. Thanks for sharing your joke. It was funny!
I loved knock knock jokes as a kid. Sadly I can't remember any at the moment. My kids would love this book!
I'm not good at remembering jokes. But someone just told me this one. How many authors does it take to change a light bulb? Oh, forget about the light bulb Let me tell you about my story!~
I grew up with knock knock jokes. as a child I enjoyed being able to engage my audience and group of friends.
It is fun to tell Knock Knock jokes. I'm hearing a lot of light bulb stories lately. I'll share another. How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. Just one but it's really got to want to change.
4. I think they like it when not only their peers listen to them, but adults too.
Yes, so true Carol! So True!